@edible_hat @Tarale the more poisonous a cheese smells the better it tastes. My favourite cheese smells of drains.

Paul
@edible_hat @Tarale the more poisonous a cheese smells the better it tastes. My favourite cheese smells of drains.

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 12:03 pm

@paul_mclaughlin yes I might use that. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, with the predictability of atomic decay.

Paul
@paul_mclaughlin yes I might use that. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, with the predictability of atomic decay.

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 10:28 am

I've added a shitty graphic header to http://paulhedger.com

Paul
I've added a shitty graphic header to http://paulhedger.com

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 10:19 am

@paul_mclaughlin besides, you'd be surprised how much 'enterprise' class software we roll out which installs itself to C:\productname\

Paul
@paul_mclaughlin besides, you'd be surprised how much 'enterprise' class software we roll out which installs itself to C:\productname\

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 10:18 am

@paul_mclaughlin yeah I know but it's for a client and I don't want her getting confused.

Paul
@paul_mclaughlin yeah I know but it's for a client and I don't want her getting confused.

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 10:18 am

@Doc_Swarley oic. I pre-ordered off Steam. The UK store has it for £26, which seemed nice and cheap. No swag though :(

Paul
@Doc_Swarley oic. I pre-ordered off Steam. The UK store has it for £26, which seemed nice and cheap. No swag though :(

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 9:44 am

@Doc_Swarley There's a shirt??

Paul
@Doc_Swarley There's a shirt??

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 9:41 am

@Doc_Swarley I've pre-ordered! Can't wait :D

Paul
@Doc_Swarley I've pre-ordered! Can't wait :D

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 9:27 am

@Tarale TF2 would be be just as playable without all the humour, subtle and otherwise, but far less delightful.

Paul
@Tarale TF2 would be be just as playable without all the humour, subtle and otherwise, but far less delightful.

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 8:24 am

@Tarale and utterly surprised when a spy saps his buildings, as if it's never ever happened before.

Paul
@Tarale and utterly surprised when a spy saps his buildings, as if it's never ever happened before.

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 8:09 am

wow I managed to misspell sircular in the same sentence in which I got it right. And now I'm torturing syntax.

Paul
wow I managed to misspell sircular in the same sentence in which I got it right. And now I'm torturing syntax.

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 7:57 am

http://bit.ly/cDYqei "it’s unlikely that the Nobel Committee would choose such an unlikely winner this year" -circular sentence is curcular

Paul
http://mashable.com/2010... "it’s unlikely that the Nobel Committee would choose such an unlikely winner this year" -circular sentence is curcular

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 7:55 am

Question: If I install Win7 on a new partition next to an existing Vista, will Win7's system drive default to D: or will it be sensible?

Paul
Question: If I install Win7 on a new partition next to an existing Vista, will Win7's system drive default to D: or will it be sensible?

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 7:53 am

HOME

Paul
HOME

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 7:46 am

Thanks go to @bludgingwriter & @edible_hat for keeping me amused in this empty office.

Paul
Thanks go to @bludgingwriter & @edible_hat for keeping me amused in this empty office.

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 5:57 am

@edible_hat @bludgingwriter is this why I haven't heard of any Aussie comedians?

Paul
@edible_hat @bludgingwriter is this why I haven't heard of any Aussie comedians?

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 5:42 am

@bludgingwriter oh for the love of...

Paul
@bludgingwriter oh for the love of...

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 5:26 am

@bludgingwriter ermmmm, I dunno. Dead elmo?

Paul
@bludgingwriter ermmmm, I dunno. Dead elmo?

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 5:23 am

@bludgingwriter *groan*

Paul

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 5:19 am

Bored. Someone tell me a joke pls.

Paul
Bored. Someone tell me a joke pls.

Posted on 8 February 2010 | 5:07 am

@Doc_Swarley had to be said *highfive*

Paul
@Doc_Swarley had to be said *highfive*

Posted on 7 February 2010 | 1:03 pm

@monnie twelve Americans or twelve regular people? :P

Paul
@monnie twelve Americans or twelve regular people? :P

Posted on 7 February 2010 | 1:01 pm

@BeauGiles :P not to me :(

Paul
@BeauGiles :P not to me :(

Posted on 7 February 2010 | 12:57 pm

@monnie I say, that's quite big!

Paul
@monnie I say, that's quite big!

Posted on 7 February 2010 | 12:55 pm

I had a nightmare last night, in which I was working at the supermarket again. It was horrifying :(

Paul
I had a nightmare last night, in which I was working at the supermarket again. It was horrifying :(

Posted on 7 February 2010 | 12:55 pm

@monnie there's no sense of scale! Couldn't you have put it next to a coin or a truck or something? :P (looks nommy though :)

Paul
@monnie there's no sense of scale! Couldn't you have put it next to a coin or a truck or something? :P (looks nommy though :)

Posted on 7 February 2010 | 12:49 pm

@Doc_Swarley I would pass you my handkerchief but it's covered in snot. Please accept this platonic hug instead.

Paul
@Doc_Swarley I would pass you my handkerchief but it's covered in snot. Please accept this platonic hug instead.

Posted on 7 February 2010 | 11:48 am

@Tarale roasted headcrab?

Paul
@Tarale roasted headcrab?

Posted on 7 February 2010 | 11:11 am

@Tarale ah yes, I do apologise. I missed the meme.

Paul
@Tarale ah yes, I do apologise. I missed the meme.

Posted on 7 February 2010 | 10:58 am

Paul has been doing some MySQL coding on http://paulhedger.com.

Paul
Paul has been doing some MySQL coding on http://paulhedger.com.

Posted on 7 February 2010 | 10:28 am

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